Jackson Ritter's last production list

A great misfortune: producer Jackson Ritter is finishing his job in Kassandra. Here’s his final list (see the other lists here, here and here): 

1 - Fake blood: OK!

2 - Bird: My woman did not liberate Galato, the parakeet with Grêmio’s colors. Let’s buy the birdies;

3 - Cockroaches: we discovered that ether (what I would use to dope them) have controlled sell by the Brazilian Army. I believe that this information scared the production a bit and the cockroaches were cut off. Such a pity;

4 - Slider: OK! 

The crow now goes for Robert Coutinho, who will replace Jackson. But the spirit remains: 

1 - Syringe. Note: catch the biggest syringe in the market;

2 - Dagger.

3 - Fake glass. Preliminary Observations: A) formula glues in absolutely anything. I ignore if it haves chemical, physical or quantum reasons.  B) My employee got cut with it, so perhaps the formula is not functioning. C) I am using sugar and maize glucose. Maybe don’t work as glass, but at least I already know how to make lollypops.

Jackson Ritter's production list - 3

Yes, we know that people are eager for an update in Jackson Ritter's production list (see Part 1 here and Part 2 here). Here we go:

1 - Wall tiles: All tests fail. We will use a real location;
2 - Fake blood: OK! Tomato sauce stains. Better results were obtained with corn glucose, detergent thickening and a copy of the Daily Gaucho crushed and chopped;
3 - Birdie: Build a  puppet bird (Note: do not tell the director how to prepare it to make him worried on purpose);
4 - Cockroaches: Tests with ether have been unsuccessful  (Note: stop using ether for other reasons);
5 - Slider: OK! The wheels can't shake (Note 1: Beat the hell out of a skater. Note 2: Remember that I'm beating a skater because we need the wheels, not because of the simple fact that he is a skater).

Jackson Ritter's production list - 2

After a while, check out how Jackson Ritter’s production list is going:

  

1 – Wall Tiles: silicon holds the tile, but stains the wall; hot glue doesn’t stain, but also doesn’t hold;

2 – Fake blood: metallic taste neutralized. Try to make a solution that doesn’t stain. (Obs: test tomato sauce and gelatin);

3 - Birdie: task transferred to the art department. They’re afraid that I actually kill the BIRD.

4 - Cockroaches: still studying how to dope them. I’ve got the impression that ether might work.

5 – New task: build a slider. Piece of cake. Manual or with a motor?

Jackson Ritter's production list

The first meeting with the whole Kassandra cast and crew happened some weeks ago. Several subjects were discussed, next meetings were sated. 

And the producer manager, Jackson Ritter (pic) took the moment to list the first demands – all really bizarre and apparently useless, but with more like comedy roles than realistic functions:

1 - Wall Tiles (Obs: use hot glue and silicon as options)

2 - Fake blood (Obs:  make it taste less metallic)

3 - Birdie (Obs: DO NOT kill any bird)

4 - Cockroaches (Obs:  they got to be genetically clean; Obs 2:  they are not supponse to escape during filming; Obs 3:  find a way to dope them without killing them)